This Is How We Do It

SMH.gif

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:46:49 -0400

SMH.gif

The Dream - Where Have You Been (feat. Kelly Rowland) SORRY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:21:00 -0400

The Dream - Where Have You Been (feat. Kelly Rowland)

SORRY I’M STILL LURKING (HAVEN’T GIVEN OVER THE PASSWORDS JUUUST YET) BUT I SAW NOBODY HAS POSTED THIS AND WELL IT NEEDS TO BE POSTED

‘The Glamorous Life’ by Sheila E. is my new jam.

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:53:52 -0400

‘The Glamorous Life’ by Sheila E. is my new jam.

NOTICE

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:28:33 -0400

Hey guys.

I’ll be taking a standardized test late in July. That said, I’m out this game for the time being. You can still catch my writing on TSJ from time to time.

If you want to contact me via gchat/email my email is listed on my blog’s home page.

Catch you on the flip side.

BE SURE TO DOWNLOAD ALL THE OTHER SPARKLEMOTION MIXES IF YOU...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:25:37 -0400

BE SURE TO DOWNLOAD ALL THE OTHER SPARKLEMOTION MIXES IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:14:02 -0400

"And of course its not even realistic. Since when have black people been able to speak foreign..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:02:00 -0400

“And of course its not even realistic. Since when have black people been able to speak foreign languages? And shouldn’t Sulu have crashed the ship into a quasar by now?”

- NEWSFLASH: ANN COULTER IS REALLY REALLY RACIST (Ann Coulter Walks Out of Star Trek, Claims ‘Too Many Minorities’)

Another shining example of why The Daily Currant is a shitty parody site.

"For 30 years, NBC has maintained an unprecedented streak of comedy excellence in the 9 p.m. hour on..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:24:33 -0400

“For 30 years, NBC has maintained an unprecedented streak of comedy excellence in the 9 p.m. hour on Thursdays. From Cheers to Seinfeld and The Office, these shows weren’t just the best sitcoms of their eras, they helped define them. That The Office overstayed its welcome may hurt its reputation in the short term but won’t matter a bit in the long run; Friends wheezed its way to the finish line, and no one has ever forgiven Larry David for the way Seinfeld ended. But this week, NBC announced that it’s replacing The Office in September with Sean Saves the World, a broadly mawkish, backward-looking half-hour starring Will & Grace’s Sean Hayes as a zinger-spouting single dad. With its studio audience and canned laughter, it’s a deadening reminder of corporate groupthink, how safety and stability are always favored over creativity and how, in the real world, risk is very rarely its own reward.”

- I stopped watching The Office a while ago but Andy Greenwald wrote a terrific thing about it, which you should read.

Spending my first hour awake browsing through the comments...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:43:00 -0400

Spending my first hour awake browsing through the comments section of Disclosure’s “Tenderly” vid on YouTube. GOOD MORNING.

mauricegarland: I usually don’t trip off internet shit…but...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:21:31 -0400

mauricegarland:

I usually don’t trip off internet shit…but years later, I keep seeing photos and clips from this interview I did with Lil Boosie from 4 years ago. Nine times out 10 the clips are taken out of context and totally misconstrue what’s actually being said.

A quick backstory: I interviewed Boosie for what wound up being his last interview before he went away to prison. Boosie had already been sentenced and scheduled to go in later that month.

It was for Ozone Magazine and we we’re supposed to do it at the office. But one of the SUVs in his caravan got pulled over and dude was doing stuff in his SUV that surely would have got him arrested on the spot and sent in early…so him and his driver just went on to their hotel and I was asked to meet them there for the interview since they didn’t want to risk driving around and getting pulled over elsewhere or later.

Boosie had quite a bit to say and the the interview had quotes galore…on some Southern shit, it was almost my Kevin Powell x 2Pac for VIBE moment. Dude was going off on everybody.

I was not included in that bunch though. But to let the internet tell, buddy gave me the wrath!

One, Boosie cool and all but um…brah did not tell THIS reporter to kiss or suck anydamnthing.

The interview was for a print feature, meaning that it was conducted in a standard on-camera way with a lot of back and forth. Motion Family was following Boosie around for a documentary about his last days a free man. They recorded parts of the interview for me to post on my blog at the time, it wasn’t produced to be an on-camera interview. But, as with most stuff on the internet, people like to cut and take their favorite parts and make up some Frankenstien’ed ass story.

There are dozens of clips and photos making it look like buddy is going off on me personally, which is not true.

Only reason I’m even bothering with this is because to this day, a new clip or meme comes out or somebody who sees this stuff for the first time asks “damn, what to do to make Boosie snap on you like that?!?”

If you want to know who he was going off on, read the thing in its entirety, internets…

http://www.ozonemag.com/?p=15085

bigboi: Guess where I won’t be sleeping tonight…...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:19:48 -0400

bigboi:

Guess where I won’t be sleeping tonight… #FuckThatShitWickedWitchOnTheHeadBoardCatchMeOnTheBus #weoutchea #sanfrancisco

Best hashtag

realitytvgifs: An angel sings. This is a really subtle gif....

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:50:36 -0400

realitytvgifs:

An angel sings.

This is a really subtle gif. #Subgif

Cam’ron - Golden Friends Somehow Rembert Browne found out...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:59:18 -0400

Cam’ron - Golden Friends

Somehow Rembert Browne found out about this song, which is Cam’ron rapping over the Golden Girls theme. Thus, Rembert just won the Internet.

agentgraham: #no one is more frustrated with the state of the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:29:05 -0400

agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

jhermann: a pair of Beats By Dre headphones sits in its box with a ribbon around it and a really...

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:24:14 -0400

jhermann:

a pair of Beats By Dre headphones sits in its box with a ribbon around it and a really thoughtful note from Dre to Diddy, he’s never going to open it but he can’t bring himself to throw it away

Peach

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:10:26 -0400

badkidsjokes:

what do you call peach that has a line on it?
butt fruit

That definitely warranted two separate tweets.

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:25:32 -0400

That definitely warranted two separate tweets.

feelgoodtogether: drylandisnotamyth: kevinchurch: Just...

Sun, 12 May 2013 03:07:47 -0400

feelgoodtogether:

drylandisnotamyth:

kevinchurch:

Just watch.

:O

Man, life is fucking beautiful.

Amen.

Photo

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:11:21 -0400

‘The Way’ by Ariana Grande is my new jam.

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:09:51 -0400

‘The Way’ by Ariana Grande is my new jam.